The Shmaily http://www.theshmaily.com Just another WordPress weblog Sat, 30 May 2009 00:16:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Who Are The Most Obnoxious Types of Twitter Users http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=472 Who Are The Most Obnoxious Types of Facebook Users http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=467 Kellogg Security Guard Claims He Doesn’t Specifically Target Black People…Just People Who Do Stereotypically Black Things Kellogg security guard, Frank Murphy, is now under intense fire for allegedly engaging in the racial profiling of Kellogg passerbys. Over the past week, he has apparently conducted a string of harsh interrogations on innocent white Northwestern students who happened to accidentally be doing stereotypically “black” things. ... http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=463 NU Students Still Struggling to Cope With the Loss of Ambrosia, Apparently Unaware of the 7 Other Identical Coffee Shops in Evanston Dressed in tight black jeans, an ironic t-shirt, and, despite being 75 degrees out, a scarf, Northwestern junior and self-proclaimed emo/hipster Andy Flint was perched on a rock in the lakefill last Saturday afternoon playing “Dust In the Wind” on his guitar to commemorate the 2-month anniversary of Café Ambrosia ... http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=455 Which Alternate Version of a Literary Classic Would You Most Like To Read? http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=452 Norris Game Room Vanishes To Other Dimension, Student Body Has Yet To Notice In a startling turn of events Saturday, the Northwestern Game Room, located in the Underground of Norris, mysteriously vanished through a rip in time and space. No one on campus has of yet noticed its absence, but the Shmaily sent its top investigative journalists to venture to the Norris ... http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=444 Who Are The Most Obnoxious Types of People On Campus? http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=441 Allison Dining Hall’s ‘Chicken a la King’ Wins “America’s Best College Meal of the Year” Award!! Northwestern is known for a lot of things: its women’s lacrosse team, its sandy beaches that students are technically only allowed to use during the last 2 weeks of school because Northwestern is too cheap to hire lifeguards before Memorial Day, its socially awkward student body, and its “Ivy ... http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=432 Openly Gay Theater Major Decides to Go Back In the Closet It has now been confirmed that openly gay Northwestern senior, Jake Halloway, has officially decided to go back in the closet; a move which could prove challenging considering he’ll be playing the role of Dorothy in the Cincinnati Playhouse production of “Wicked” this summer. “Between the Prop 8 debacle and Adam ... http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=420 What Is The Northwestern Student’s Drug Of Choice? http://www.theshmaily.com/?p=417